Vanessa Heiegelid-Drag's 2 Lines = A Villanelle

 

Randy and Bif Dong met with Fritz Dick behind the dugout
To discuss Bonnie Bang's latest conquest, Jared Stiff
They fiddled each other like a carrot and a brussel sprout

Bonnie laughed silly like a green sashed girl scout
then let out a flappy bappy fart for Jared to sniff
Randy and Bif Dong met with Fritz Dick behind the dugout

they thought it would be funny to flash a moon about
out on the lake drinking beer and sailing in a skiff
They fiddled each other like a carrot and a brussel sprout

Bonnie and Dick banged out a few plates of sauerkraut
on a picnic table at Smilers Canyon with Griff Ziff
Randy and Bif Dong met with Fritz Dick behind the dugout

Griff Ziff acted a jealous fool when he found out
about Bonnie and Stiffs bang at the Purple Shiff
They fiddled each other like a carrot and a brussel sprout

They were the butt of a joke at school, which spread round about
September. Fritz and Griff duked it out at the cliff
Randy and Bif Dong met with Fritz Dick behind the dugout
They fiddled each other like a carrot and a brussel sprout

Vanessa Heiegelid-Drag's 2 lines submitted on 7/13/2011 12:14 AM

Randy and Bif Dong met with Fritz Dick behind the dugout.
They snickered as they discussed Bonnie Bang's latest conquest, Jared Stiff.

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