Monday, April 16, 2012

National Disasterpiece Month --- Number 16

 

Twisted Love Line Callers


I'm in a closet.
What’s up with you?
I have a social phobia .
I had friends before I moved.

What’s up with you.
The doctor said I have an anal fissure.
I had friends before I moved.
We were underneath some power lines, I was affected.

The doctor said I have an anal fissure.
It never hurts when I do it.
When we were underneath power lines, I was infected.
This is a harsh in your buzz.

It never hurts when I do it.
That's what disturbs us.
It's a harsh in your buzz.
How can I avoid this stuff?

This is what disturbs us.
It's like everybody got slammed in the head by a bag of doorknobs.
How can I avoid this stuff?
He was showing me religious stuff.

Did you get slammed in the head by a bag of doorknobs?
Did you open your mouth?
He was showing me religious stuff.
I don't want your DNA passed on.

Did you open your mouth?
It's like talking to a beanbag.
I don't want your DNA passed on.
I always choose the worst guys.

It's like talking to a beanbag.
I'm in a drum line.
I always choose the worst guys.
Could it possibly be because I have an asshole the size of a mason jar?

I'm in a drum line.
I have a social phobia.
I have an asshole the size of a mason jar.
I'm in a closet.


 

---William James

 
 
 
 
 
 

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