Sunday, April 15, 2012

National Disasterpiece Month --- Number 15

 

CAPTURED CASINO CONVERSATIONS


It's 9:15 guys.
Where's everybody else at?
I just took a shower.
I gotta take a piss.
I want to watch.
That was a guitar hero score.
"Can't you see I'm easy."
Where are you going?
The universe doesn't like me.
I'm going to fight with a pillow any minute now.

Odds are high,
it's that same girl.
She's got a cute button butt.
Look at my moobs.
You're such a slut.
I got moobs on you.
"Girls just wanna have fun."
You don't look like a girl.
You look like a tourist.
All you need is a camera
hanging down your neck.

What is that dribbling down your chin?
I got a thing for ice cream.
You were flailing your arms.
I was in the pool.
Let's get to the room.
I wanna get caught in your fishnets.
It will be a sandwich.
"Drive me crazy, drive me crazy again."

Is that a crack whore?
She looks like a man.
Look at her ass pants.
She looks like she has two butt cracks.
"...feel the beat from the tambourine."
Oh god, she's gonna want to dance with me.
It's the same coming and going.

Here i am.
I got my score card.
I got my junk.
I got tired of sitting there.
You never remembered my name.
Did you fart?
You know i would never do such a thing.
That was a floater.
It was a real man eater.
It smelled like kitty liter.
Exactly.
 

---William James

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

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    1. Odds are high,
      it's that same girl.
      She's got a cute button butt.
      Look at my moobs.

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