April 6
Rory got the bright idea to fly down to Arizona to seek out a genuinely young lady. She was 21, 5’10” with dark hair and even darker eyes. She was described as a flamboyant flamer in her craigslist personal ad.
When their eyes met for the first time, she said, “hey there ol’ pal what cha got locked behind those pants?”
Rory thought he should have brought a magnifying glass, but instead he waved his magic wand and peered at the alien behind rainbow.
She said on the plane ride home, “That’s a mighty powerful fountain pen you got there!”
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