Dear “It Takes 2 to Spoon,"
My favorite vegetable is a spicy red jalapeno. Down at the tip the fruit is sweet like a cherry, but as you nibble up the shaft it becomes hotter and hotter like the skies of Venus. That is what I am like. I am sweet and hot all at the same time. But I am also the flower that blooms into fiery Mars.
Look at the time, I am free, I am wearing something spicy; when do you want to come over? Give me a call, my number is 555-123-0269. I am wanting…I mean waiting up for you.
Kelly Jalapeno Jackovich
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Brrrrinnng, bbbbrrrrring, bbrrrinnnnnggggg
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