Southpark Poem #1: Guess Who This Is?

I've experienced death countless times

Heaven or hell no matter what, I can't die

I wake up in bed wearing the same old clothes

Stan, Cartman: O-kay, mmmm, hmmmm

Yeah, I didn't die. Well, f--k you, too

I've experienced death countless times

Her titties are f--king huge

Oh my god! They killed Cartman!

I wake up in bed wearing the same old clothes

That's it I'm sick of this bull sh--

screw you guys, I'm goin' home

I've experienced death countless times

What the f--k are stem cells?

I don't know, but I got to think of something

I wake up in bed wearing the same old clothes

What the hell? What the f--k is this?

(I'm singing as good as I can!)

I've experienced death countless times

I wake up in bed wearing the same old clothes

---William James; Source: Southpark!

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