I Cut The Cheese Out of the Paper
Over population is the root cause
of environmental destruction.
I have friends who call to apologize
when they get pregnant.
There are other options.
Check out the shredder.
Its unique patented design
accepts limbs of all sizes.
We’re hoping that condom packaging colorfully
depicts spotted owls and salamanders.
We want you to know
who the rightful heirs of the earth are.
Save sticks in a sack.
at population offenders.
Source: Eugene Weekly, Vol. 31, #16, Page 13.