LoPoWriMo #26

Masculinity in America is a Health Crisis

I was worried people would find this vid of me

I ate an entire can of beets last night

How does one prove they are straight

Did you see the museum of my hair

I don't always run around the house naked

I was worried people would find this vid of me

Someone is always watching when your pants are down

I went number two, the bowl was a beautiful deep pink

How does one prove they are straight

I've never seen a face like that

you can feel a breeze and hear a sound

I was worried people would find this vid of me

I'm a bit suprized this bothered you

I don't know if it was on purpose or not

How does one prove they are straight

I have noticed that I poo, pee, and dream by myself

Life sometimes gets in the way

I was worried people would find this vid of me

How does one prove they are straight

This experimental Villanelle is a line weave. Some of the lines were taken from facebook posts and comments other lines were taken from a video I was watching called "The Problem of Heterosexuality in a Homophobic Society."