A Disasterpiece Compiled By Texters (in my phone)

 

I wanna wear a thong

Cause you're gonna be free-on

crying to the TV singing Giligan's song

all day long dripping tears in golden pond

 

I just wanna be-long

Watch TV Singing this Chong song

Cheech is here and we're smoking your big bong

sitting around trying on your grass thong

(whatever)

 

I wanna wear a thong

'cause you're gonna be wrong

looking at me like I'm your bone bong

I'm smoking ass like you're a little dong

 

you're a Geriatric ding dong

playing with your ping pong

zipping around like you're king kong

all day long it's just bing bong

(whatever)

 

I wanna wear a thong

'cause my toes are little schlongs

stinking in their shoes like little Miss flong

drinking tea with a klingon named Klang Clong

 

Smoking more pot than Ceech & Chong

Not 'membering what I've sung all along

I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wong

I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, fong

(this is beyond retarded)