Bubbly Butt Billy couldn't fit into his jeans
His mother used oodles of duck fat
To cook a golden pot of weenies and beans
They shoveled it in their mouths and gave a tin to the cat
His mother used oodles of duck fat
To cook a golden pot of weenies and beans
They shoveled it in their mouths and gave a tin to the cat
His mother used oodles of duck fat
To slide off her pants to uncover bulging spider veins
They shoveled goulash in their mouths and fed a spoon to the cat
Kitty lapped it up like a ravenous eating machine
To slide off her pants to uncover bulging spider veins
They shoveled goulash in their mouths and fed a spoon to the cat
Kitty lapped it up like a ravenous eating machine
She slid off her pants to uncover bulging spider veins
They fell to the floor making a noise like a splat
Kitty ate into it like a giant vacuum machine
Butt Billy threw his plate like a Frisbee at a rat
They fell to the floor making a noise like a splat
Kitty ate into it like a giant vacuum machine
Butt Billy threw his plate like a Frisbee at a rat
It fell to the floor making a noise like a splat
His mom glanced back saying, “know what that means?”
Butt Billy threw his plate like a Frisbee at a rat
Kitty jumped, he tooted, and knocked over the beans
His mom glanced back saying, “know what that means?”
Butt Billy threw his plate like a Frisbee at a rat
Kitty jumped, he tooted, and knocked over the beans
His mom glanced back saying, “know what that means?”
“Yeah,” he said, “I’m gonna kill that duck with a bat!”
The kitty jumped; his toot knocked over the pot of beans
“Iron it flat,” she said, “and hang up your hat!”
“Yeah,” he said, “I’m gonna kill that duck with a bat!”
The kitty jumped; his toot knocked over the pot of beans
“Iron it flat,” she said, “and hang up your hat!”
“Yeah,” he said, “I’m gonna kill that duck with a bat!”
Then slow cook it with a pot of weenies and beans
“Iron it flat,” his mom said, “and put on your pink bikini hat!”
Bubbly Butt Billy tried, but couldn't fit into girly jeans
Then slow cook it with a pot of weenies and beans
“Iron it flat,” his mom said, “and put on your pink bikini hat!”
Bubbly Butt Billy tried, but couldn't fit into girly jeans
On September 14, 2011, Cliff Hanger from Sacramento, California submitted these 2-Lines: Bubbly Butt BIlly couldn't fit in his jeans & His mother used duck fat.
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