Tuesday, April 30, 2013
NaPoWriMo #30.667 (Challenge Reflections)
NaPoWriMo 30.333 (Kelly & Denaya Start To Get Busy)
At The Maw of the Cave, Kelly and Denaya Start To Get Busy
---William James
This is it for National Poetry Month. I wish I had, had more time to develop this part of the story, but this was the best I could do in an hour. Now I need to get ready for work. Thank you for reading this post in spite of its disastrous nature.
NaPoWriMo #30 (Shelved Items)
Shelved Items
---William James
Monday, April 29, 2013
NaPoWriMo #29.667 (casino)
Casino
---William James
NaPoWriMo #29.333 (Swinging Triolet)
Seeking NSA Swinging Fuck Friend Triolet
---William James
NaPoWriMo #29 (Morning Coffee)
Morning Coffee
---William James
Sunday, April 28, 2013
NaPoWriMo 28.667 (Lands End)
Lands End
---William James
NaPoWriMo #28.333 (What Has Happened To My Life)
Where Did I go?
---William James
NaPoWriMo #28 (The World Was Drawn In Parallelogram Lines)
The World Was Drawn In Parallelogram Lines
---William James
Saturday, April 27, 2013
NaPoWriMo #27.667
---William James
NaPoWriMo #27.333 (Still More Lines Lifted From Books & Transmogrified Into My Own Words)
Still More Lines Lifted From Books and Conversations Transmogrified Into My Own Words
---William James
NaPoWriMo #27 (A Few More Lines Lifted From Books and Conversations)
A Few More Lines Lifted From Books and Conversations
---William James
Friday, April 26, 2013
NaPoWriMo #26.667 (Highlighted Kindle Book Words)
Highlighted Kindle Book Words
---William James
NaPoWriMo #26.333 (Lines Lifted From Books and Conversations)
Lines Lifted From Books and Conversations
---William James
NaPoWriMo #26 (I Am A Bitch)
I’m A Bitch
---William James
Guest Author: Samuel Ortiz (Episode 5)
WARNING THIS IS A FAKE STORY
CHAPTER 5 - BOMBS
They continued there regular jobs to cut down trees and cook food. Everynow and then, Wheels or Hot would look towards port USOA to check if there was the smoke signal Fiero promised. Suddenly, Wheels looks up and quietly tells Hot to look. "They're ready," said Wheels. "Lets go turn off the sun and get out of here so they can come bomb this place!" Hot and Wheels went to turn off the lights. Hot went to tell Doc it was nighttime and waited for him to fall asleep. Once Doc was snoring, Hot returned to Wheels and they port USOA. As they arrived Fiero greeted them and told them that he was ready to drop the bombs. "Alright, do you want us to go with you?" offered Wheels. "Sure, you can come," answered Fiero. Back in Washington D.C., Doc woke up and looked for Hot and Wheels, "Where are those two lazy butts? They probably left to Port United Statues of Asia AGAIN. Oh whatever. i'll yelll at them when they come back. I'll just get some rest right now." What he didnt know was that in minuets Washington D.C. would be bombed. He was on the ground looking up to the sky when he saw something coming closer and closer. "Uhhhhh..what is that?" Suddenly, there was a loud noise nearby. BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M "OMG!" screamed Doc. "Its the Asian people, isn't it?"said Doc, hate filling his head. "Alright," said Doc, "I'll go to Africa" he said "I don't think so!" said Fiero. "What the hell is going on here???" yelled Doc., racing to get out of that place. Too late. The bombs Fiero dropped began exploding.
---By Samuel Ortiz. Edited by Ivanna Ortiz
Thursday, April 25, 2013
NaPoWriMo #25.667
Sleep
---William James
NaPoWriMo #25.333 (Another spam email poem if it can be called that)
It is early in the morning and I want to go to sleep
---William James
NaPoWriMo #25
---William James
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
NaPoWriMo #24.667 (Rory Naked, A Story w/o the Cubes)
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Brrrrinnng, bbbbrrrrring, bbrrrinnnnnggggg
“Hello.”“Is this Kelly Jalapeno?”“Yes.”“My name is Denaya. Can I have your address?”"Yes, I'll leave the light on...
---William James
NaPoWriMo #24.333 (Even the title is seventeen syllables long)
When I'm awake I can write a haiku in under sixty seconds
---William James
NaPoWriMo #24 (a non-traditional villanelle)
---William James
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
NaPoWriMo #23.667 (The Haiku Outside The Window)
Outside the window, I see
---William James
NaPoWriMo 23.333 (Rory Story w/o the Cubes)
It Takes Two To Spoon
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It Takes Two To Spoon - w4w - 18
Athletic flat chested smooth hairless 18 year old needs to be touched, cuddled, and kissed by the same. HIV- DD free and you must be too. I cannot host, but can travel to you. Age and body shape unimportant. No endless emails. Let’s do this today.
Please send face picture in email and put your favorite vegetable in the subject line so I know you are real.
---William James
NaPoWriMo #23 (Maya in the Garden)
Maya in the Garden
---William James
Monday, April 22, 2013
NaPoWriMo #22.667 (A Rory Episode w/o the Cubes)
Denaya & Kelly
---William James
NaPoWriMo #22.333 (An Obscene Septolet)
---William James
NaPoWriMo #22 (A Rory, Cindy, and Kelly Loose Villanelle)
---William James
Sunday, April 21, 2013
NaPoWriMo #21.667 (A Craigslist Casual Encouther Pantoum)
Please Help Me
---William James
NaPoWriMo #21.333 (A Spam Email Pantoum)
The perfect Encounter
---William James
NaPoWriMo #21 (ReRandomized Words)
---William James
Saturday, April 20, 2013
NaPoWriMo #20.667 (Kelly's Kiss Part 2)
Kelly's Kiss Part 2
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---William James
NaPoWriMo #20.333 (Septolet)
---William James
NaPoWriMo #20 (Un-Randomized Words)
---William James
Friday, April 19, 2013
NaPoWriMo #19.667 (Rory Story Cubes)
April 19, Part 1, Kelly's Kiss
---William James
NaPoWriMo #19.333 (Tormented Sarah)
Tormented Sarah
---William James
Guest Author: Samuel Ortiz (Episode 4)
WARNING THIS IS A FAKE STORY
CHAPTER 4 - MEAN
In port USOA on January 2, Fiero was thinking about Washington D.C. He was worried about his friends Hot and Wheels. Finally morning in Washington D.C. When Doc woke up, he told them every single thing to do, it made them very mad so do you know what they did? They went to a secret control room they found and made it night time they said to Doc "Hey the sun is going down." they pointed out. "WHAT? BUT WE JUST WOKE UP!!" Doc screamed at the top of his lungs it broke the glass of port USOA (PORT USOA)" What happened to our glass?(WASHINGTON D.C.) "Alright, fine! Let’s go to sleep" said doc he went to sleep while Mr. Wheels and Mr. Hot escaped and went to Port USOA. They wanted to talk to Fiero and they told him what was going on. Fiero and the other two went to the police station while a plan formed in his head. They went to the police station and asked to go into the secret meeting room. So they went to the Secret reunion room Mr. Hot said, "The strangers are treating us bad." "Okay I have an idea" said Fiero, "I'll tell Turbo 1 what’s going on and he will help me make bombs and when we're done we'll drop the bombs on Washington D.C. How does that sound?" "Sounds good," said the police. "Okay go back to WASHINGTON D.C. because they'll probably be meaner if the find out you came to Port USOA. We'll send smoke signals when we are ready for war, okay?" "Okay! Thanks Fiero!" said Mr. Hot. When they returned to Washington D.C. Doc was already awake and angry. "WHERE WERE YOU GUYS?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!" he yelled. "We were in port USOA," said hot "YOU'RE NOT ALLLOWED TO GO TO PORT USOA WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM NOW ON YOU HEAR? Screamed doc "FINE!" retorted Wheels.
---By Samuel Ortiz. Edited by Ivanna Ortiz
NaPoWriMo #19 (Are you thinking about me baby?)
---William James
Thursday, April 18, 2013
NaPoWriMo #18.667 (Rory Story without the Cubes)
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Dear Tina,
I am writing this to you in a state of extreme distress. I have never experience an episode so intense before. Just in case you were wondering why I sent you and the kids away, it was because I feared for their safety.
First of all, before I write anymore, I wanted to apologize for cheating on you. But I wanted you to know that I never cheated on you with another woman. At least they were not born women, but rather were self-made only.
I met a person on the Craigslist miscellaneous love page. I thought she was a cross dresser, but she turned out to be a freak of nature. I was so disturbed by the absence of a gender that I became obsessed with it. And saw it as a danger to the world. Thus, I decided to put it out of its misery.
They say hindsight is 20/20, boy is that true. I am wishing now that I would have trusted my intuition and not asked it out for the fifth time.
I am so sorry Tina that I wasn't satisfied with the appearance of your body. I wish now that I had asked you to be a participant in my sexual fantasies. You could have strapped one on and dressed like slut as easy as a shemale could. Then maybe I wouldn't have strayed away from your bed.
I hope that you can find it in your heart to one day forgive me. I wish now that I would have stayed true.
Your Fucked Up Husband,
Ricky
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---William James
NaPoWriMo #18.333 (Celebrate life with an acrostic poem)
---William James
NaPoWriMo #18 (Maybe there is a poem in this rambling bramble of junk)
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
NaPoWriMo #17.5 (A 10/9/2011 Reposted Poem )
NaPoWriMo #17 (Stranger Cover Poem)
Play Outside
---William James
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
NaPoWriMo #16.5 (Prompts from random Stranger pages)
April 16
I’ve fallen in love with a jewel on the waxie moon. She said gimme the loot. I said I know a place beyond the pines. It is mind blowing and heart-stoppingly beautiful. Let’s play now in upstream color. Let’s be savage and dance naked around a fire. Let’s disconnect from the stranger on the television. That alien dictator who drives a little yellow school bus.
---William James
Source: the Stranger. Vol 22, No 32. April 10-16, 2013. Pages 60-61.
NaPoWriMo #16 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 16
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---William James
Monday, April 15, 2013
NaPoWriMo #15.5 (Making Poetry From Advertisement)
An Unexpected Journey
---William James
Source: Messenger. Salemhealth.org. April / May 2013.
NaPoWriMo #15 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 15 (Fugue in Ricky Coo Coo)
---William James
Sunday, April 14, 2013
NaPoWriMo #14.5 (A Line From Here And There)
Have you ever intentionally walked in poop?
---William James
Source: You’ve Been eaten By A Hamburger, Volume 2, December 2012.
NaPoWriMo #14 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 14 (The Taming of Enkidu)
Enkidu before being tamed |
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---William James
image seeds of the story |
Saturday, April 13, 2013
NaPoWriMo #13 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 13
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---William James
Friday, April 12, 2013
Guest Author: Samuel Ortiz (Episode 3)
WARNING THIS IS A FAKE STORY
CHAPTER 3 - WORK
When they reached Washington D.C., Boss Doc said "Job number 1: Mr. Hot go hunt for some animals, we need to eat." He turned around and said, "Mr. Wheels you have to go and set the fire to cook the food." Wheels did as Doc said. While hunting he was looking and looking and finally he found a deer. He threw it into the fire and then he went and talked about stuff in their country. Doc said, "You're good at working. What was your job in port USOA?" "I'm the vice President’s wife," said Mr. Wheels "And what did you do?" asked doc, looking at Hot. "Oh me? Oh I used to go to Casa Parana sometimes. My job was begging people to go to Casa Parana." "THATS ALL THEY MADE YOU DO IN PORT USOA?!?!?!" screamed Doc "I wanted to make a job but they just don’t let me!"
---By Samuel Ortiz. Edited by Ivanna Ortiz
NaPoWriMo #12 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 12, 2013
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---William James
Thursday, April 11, 2013
NaPoWriMo #11 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 11
---William James
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
NaPoWriMo #10 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 10
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---William James
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
NaPoWriMo #9 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 9
---William James
Monday, April 8, 2013
NaPoWriMo #8 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 8
---William James
Sunday, April 7, 2013
NaPoWriMo #7 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 7
---William James
Saturday, April 6, 2013
NaPoWriMo #6 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 6
---William James
Friday, April 5, 2013
NaPoWriMo #5 (Rory's Story Cubes)
April 5
---William James
Guest Author: Samuel Ortiz (Episode 2)
WARNING THIS IS A FAKE STORY
CHAPTER 2 - VOLUNTEER
The strangers wanted two people to come and help them to make a new country so they chose Mr. Hot and Mr. 3 he was so sad because he didn’t want to go and he was yelling at everyone saying "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT" finally came a surprise to him a volunteer came and said, "Hey I volunteer! I volunteer to go!" So Doc (one of the strangers) asked, "What is your name?" "My name is Mr. Hot and his name is Mr. Wheels." Then everyone said bye to them and then they went to Washington D.C. to make the new country.
---By Samuel Ortiz. Edited by Ivanna Ortiz