National Disasterpiece Month --- Number 22

 

I Cut The Cheese Out of the Paper

 

Over population is the root cause

of environmental destruction.

 

I have friends who call to apologize

when they get pregnant.

 

There are other options.

Check out the shredder.

Its unique patented design

accepts limbs of all sizes.

 

We’re hoping that condom packaging colorfully

depicts spotted owls and salamanders.

We want you to know

who the rightful heirs of the earth are.

 

Save sticks in a sack.

Throw them

at population offenders.

 

---William James

    Source: Eugene Weekly, Vol. 31, #16, Page 13.